We are the sum of all fears, the demographic boogeyman that goes ‘bump’ in the metaphorical night, probably because we’re beating some other helpless demographic into the ground. Anything we do, say, or feel has potential for portrayal as Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Ignorant, or Offensive in some vague way. Know that these titles rightly invalidate anything we say that doesn’t agree everything you say. “But demonizing opposing beliefs can only lead to more miscommunication and forced attempts at cultural uniformity” you say? Wow, you’re totes blogophobic.
To combat our people’s natural impulse to destroy everything we touch and to check our privilege, we have gathered here
today to join this man and this woman for the purpose of drowning out the rogue SWM menace with a blog that has nothing to do with anything, because Justice.