A lot has happened.
I’ve grown several years older and several degrees madder. Several popular fellows named Bill have been sent to timeout for touching things they shouldn’t. And it seems a lot of people are very angry at a very confused, very old, very rich man. Very.
Perhaps the time is right then.
Firstly, I have a bone to pick. Several, actually. Here they are:
I think I’m going to go with the femur. Now, with that out of the way, let’s get down to business.
There’s been quite a bit of hoopla around things like the Way Awesome Bestest Health Care That’s Way Better Than That Muslim Nigger Gave You Act Republicans were trying to push through as fast as possible, or the subsequent American Freedom of Free Patriotic Opportunity to Stay Poor and Die Act they were able to actually pass in a similar manner.
But after much reflection, I have made the conscious decision to steer this blog away from politics from here on out.
I have also been notified by a number of lawyers that dispensing medical advice of any kind without a license or degree is unwise. So from now on MEDVICE will feature a disclaimer in tiny print reading “I am not a doctor, everything here is bad and dumb”, right after a few dozen paragraphs slandering medical experts as greedy fools in a conspiracy to give everyone chronic indigestion.
More to come! This year! No, really!