if the internet are have teached me anything it is that clicks are good and i must get them no mater wat so here is some bullshit i just googled or something:
10: I DONT CAAAAARE
u mite wanna sit down 4 this. lol joke
this part doesnt even matter bcause you alrready clikked and no matter wat i do your still gonna clic if the title is ‘good’. i only hav like five minutes to rite this anyway becus i have 13 other top tens to do today to meet my quota.
9: YOU CANT JUDGE ME, YOURE THE SHEEP
time to get down and DIRTy. lol joke
somthing something sexism. or smoething. #PretendUrBrave
8: IM SAVING UP FOR A CYANIDE PILL
heres another big pun for u. lol joke
republicans suck amirite? yea they suck
5: DIE JOURNALISM DIE
oh hey chek out this other article i rote so ill hav even moooore clicks
Seeing as Tumblr (along with Twitter) is the epicenter of the modern civil rights movement, the SWM Elder Council rightfully saw fit to start an account there, exclusively for the purpose of Regulated Apology Sessions, Hello (RASH). Hence we have the SWM Apology Department, Tumblr Division. We know it’ll never be enough, and we know that knowing that will never be enough, but it’s the least we can do until the sacred New Order arrives (see: UTOPIA). You can find our new blog here.