Top Ten MILFs from Sexist 80’s Cartoons: Where are They Now?

if the internet are have teached me anything it is that clicks are good and i must get them no mater wat so here is some bullshit i just googled or something:

10: I DONT CAAAAARE

u mite wanna sit down 4 this. lol joke

u mite wanna sit down 4 this. lol joke

this part doesnt even matter bcause you alrready clikked and no matter wat i do your still gonna clic if the title is ‘good’. i only hav like five minutes to rite this anyway becus i have 13 other top tens to do today to meet my quota.

9: YOU CANT JUDGE ME, YOURE THE SHEEP

time to get down and DIRTy. lol joke

time to get down and DIRTy. lol joke

somthing something sexism. or smoething. #PretendUrBrave

8: IM SAVING UP FOR A CYANIDE PILL

heres another big pun for u. lol joke

heres another big pun for u. lol joke

republicans suck amirite? yea they suck

5: DIE JOURNALISM DIE

lol joke

lol joke

oh hey chek out this other article i rote so ill hav even moooore clicks

4: ASDF

tortoice

sorry outta time   gotta go i got morr liststodo

UPDATE: July 84, 1666 B.C.

  • Gave up waiting for you to unfollow me. You gutless twit.
  • Donated $207,847 to the greatest nostalgia bait of all time.
  • Danced in the rain. Got pneumonia.
  • Regretted refusal to get my pneumonia vaccine.
  • Killed again.
  • Figured out why the caged bird sings.
  • Shot a noisy bird.
  • (Speaking of birds, did you hear about the ‘long-lost’ To Kill A Mockingbird sequel? I’m pretty sure they tricked that poor old lady into giving them permission.)
  • Shot the mockingbird, too.
  • Contemplated giving this post the title “We’re Back!”, then disappearing again. That would be funny, yes?
  • No.
  • Made insulting, underinformed generalizations about conservatives, got high-fives for my tolerant open-mindedness.
  • Built a time-machine just to make out with myself.
  • Was disappointed by my lackluster kissing skills.
  • Accidentally ripped a hole in the time-space continuum, distorting reality enough to make Lil B famous.
  • Sealed hole with duck tape.
  • Celebrated Pi Day with my mom in an abandoned pastry factory.
  • Rigged your [Device] to explode if you don’t like this post before leaving the page.